(many/most) black guys are pathetic.
we were walking down at the canal downtown yesterday and overheard two guys yelling at each other from across the canal (nasty-sounding as hell) and they were basically talking about selling each other their “femalez” like they were items. one of them asked, “how much for that one?” and he said, “five dollars!” UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH and around all of...
my mom is absolutely horrible at giving advice
shutupcaitlyn: the worst ever omggg she just made everything 10000x worse
fml with a cactus.
i hung out with a group of four friends at my uni during welcome week. one of them had a birthday and her best friend (made possible by being roomates) posted a video on her wall with all the pictures of all the fun they had living on campus and exporing and whatnot. i’ve lived in this city for almost 2 decades and they’ve probably done more than i ever have. they looked like they...
that awkward moment when you think your life is...
Reblog if you love God. Let's get this to...
On the agenda tomorrow:
neonsuccubus: Get an iced white chocolate mocha with coconut. Yes. Why did I not think of this?! Oh yeah, cause I get an iced coffee with 5 pumps coconut and 1 pump white chocolate sauce. Oh, and just if you were wondering: My new favorite frappucino is a Coconut Coffee Frappucino with Java Chips. Heaven. I love you, Starbucks.
"if you would stay off your laptop, you'd get...
says the woman who calls me into her room to do the exact same thing except i’m not sitting on my butt staring at a computer screen, i’m LAYING on my butt staring at a TV screen.
got caught up in "5 minutes to kill yourself"
no mah jongg yet!
6 hrs are up!
IT’S MAH JONGG TIME!!!!!
i hate when my mom turns up the TV when i'm...